Like this morning:
"Aidan, put on your
coat. It's cold out."
"Carolyn, please stop playing with your baby and go
potty."
"Aidan, the coat. Now, please. We're late." (Me forcing him into his coat.)
"Carolyn, did you go potty yet? Put the doll down and ..." (Me dragging her into the potty.)
Now, researchers at the University of Colorado at Boulder say my
children are not intentionally trying to push me over the edge.
What they are really doing when I think they are blatantly ignoring
me is taking all my directions, helpful suggestions, and words of
wisdom and filing them away in their little monkey
brains until later. A lot later. Like age 13. Okay, maybe not
that much later, but you get the point.
See, toddler brains don't work the way adult brains do. They
can't take data from the present and use it proactively for the
future. So, tiny kids neither plan for the future nor live
completely in the present. Instead, they call up the past as they
need it.
The example that the researcher gave was similar to what happened this morning with the winter coat and my 5 year old.
"Let's say it's cold outside and you tell your 3 year old to go get his jacket out of his bedroom and get ready to go outside," the researcher says. "You might expect the child to plan for the future, think 'okay it's cold outside so the jacket will keep me warm'." But what we suggest is that this isn't what goes on in a 3-year-old's brain. Rather, they run outside, discover that it is cold, and then retrieve the memory of where their jacket is, and then they go get it."
A better way to reason with a toddler with selective hearing?
"Somehow try to trigger this reactive function," the (obviously childless) researcher suggests. "Don't do something that requires them to plan ahead in their mind, but rather try to highlight the conflict that they are going to face. Perhaps you could say something like 'I know you don't want to take your coat now, but when you're standing in the yard shivering later, remember that you can get your coat from your bedroom."
I had to try this new approach, but I'm using a
hot
stove instead of a coat. Let's see if it works ...
"Aidan, please get your hand away from the hot, gas
flame."
"Aidan, I know you don't want to take your hand away from
the hot, gas flame, but when your hand catches fire and you get
third-degree
burns and I have to rush you to the hospital for four months of
skin grafts, remember that Mommy told you that you should have kept
your hand away from the flame. Ooops. See! Well, maybe you'll
remember to trigger your reactive function next time."
Somehow, I think I'll stick to my old method and let
my kids continue to ignore me.
Would this method work for you? C'mon, really?
Written by Cynthia
Dermody on CafeMom.com
