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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Lindsay makes fun of relationship rumors through eHarmony spoof

People may be kicking Lindsay while she's down, but the fallen starlet just made the best career move possible: poked fun at herself. It's good to see that Lindsay is in on the joke, and hopefully not letting all the tabloid gossip hurt her feelings.

In a hilarious new spoof for comedy website Funny or Die, Lohan acts in a fake eHarmony commercial.

"Hi, My name is Lindsay, and I'm looking for love. I'm recently single... I think," she says, referring to her recent split with DJ Samantha Ronson. "I'm looking for someone I can spend the rest of my life with... or at least the rest of my probation."

"I'm looking for a compatible mate who likes a night out on the town, as long as he or she is driving, of course, likes ankle monitoring bracelets, and doesn't have family members quick to issue restraining orders," jokes Lindsay. She says potential mates should be able to handle a "redhead with a little bit of sass, and by that I mean a redhead that's crazy." She then adds, "Don't pretend like you don't know me. We've all read about it."

"Or, you could find me on the cover of Us Weekly," she says while flipping through the latest issue, "because I'm so alone."

Do you think it's good that Lindsay can already crack jokes around her breakup, or do you think the actress needs to be a little more serious about her previous substance abuse problems and nearly non-existent career?

Watch the full clip here and tell us what you think. [Funny or Die]
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  • J.J.M.'s Avatar
    Posted by J.J.M. Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:54am PDT

    Anyone who can't laugh at themselves doesn't last long anywhere.

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  • MrsKlingonPasadena's Avatar
    Posted by MrsKlingonPasadena Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:00am PDT

    It's better to have people laughing with you instead of laughing at you. At least she took a jab at herself for a change instead of acting like she has been treated so unfairly. Poor Lindsey, I know she really is misunderstood.

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  • smart  girl's Avatar
    Posted by smart girl Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:35am PDT

    lindsay she is stupid as always .i don't like her.grow up .

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    Posted by Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:54am PDT

    First of all, I'm just here to give a bit of a "rant" as Dennis Miller would say. And, I think Lindsay Lohan is an airhead bimbo.

    I happen to be a male whose first name is Lindsey. It was my maternal grandfather's last name, and I thus inherited it.

    No one seems to remember Lord Lindsey of the British admiralty, Lindsey Nelson [the famous sportscaster], or Lindsey Buckingham, the guitarist from Fleetwood Mac. "Lindsey" was a man's name for a thousand years in the British Isles. But, no, along comes the actress, Lindsay Wagner, who played The Bionic Woman back in the 1960's or 1970's. Suddenly, every yuppie muhfuh wearing penney loafers and sporting a "Princeton" haircut begins naming their daughters Linds[a/e]y!

    I've actually been denied check-cashing rights and the ability to get prescription drugs because of this phenomenon, unless I could provide ID proving I was really "Lindsey." I'm 57 yrs old, yet everyone assumes Lindsey is a female name.

    And now along comes Lindsay Lohan, who in my opinion is nothing more than an alcoholic slut/twat, to further complicate my life by virtue of her name and celebrity. I'm pissed, I tell ya!

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  • ali d's Avatar
    Posted by ali d Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:30pm PDT

    Just because your name is Lindsey doesn't mean you know a thing about this person or the life she leads.

    haha wow... and nice choice in adjectives, old guy.

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  • Phoenix's Avatar
    Posted by Phoenix Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:53pm PDT

    Good for her. Let her get back on her feet.

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  • J.J.M.'s Avatar
    Posted by J.J.M. Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:01pm PDT

    Cornell_Guy,

    Are you also irritated because wearing high heels is only socially acceptable for women these days? Way before your time, but it's valid. People are fickle, things change. Leslie is quickly losing it's male name status as well.

    I myself only have shreds of respect for the people of Hollywood to begin with, but the fact that she's able to make fun of herself, unlike so many others, sends her quite a few leaps ahead of most of the others to me.

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  • barbie's Avatar
    Posted by barbie Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:51pm PDT

    Wow. I thought it was funny! She's just like any normal person! Sh!t I would of probably done the same thing if people wouldn't mind their own business! What happen with having PRIVACY!? Plus everyone reacts to break up's differently! I love Lindsay she's hot! She's young and a lot of people "HER AGE" get DUI's but since it's LINDSAY it's like OH EM GEE right... Totally LOVE HER!

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  • cupnoodle's Avatar
    Posted by cupnoodle Tue Apr 14, 2009 11:53pm PDT

    I wish she looked like she did when we used to see her on SNL a couple years ago. She was, what, 19 or 20 years old? She looked SO much better. She looks so unhealthy and much much older than she is. It's too bad, really.

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  • kingof9ja's Avatar
    Posted by kingof9ja Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:36am PDT

    I Believe Miss Lohan is a real human being nt given to this feel good phenomenon when things her bad...i alwayz lik reading about her and i must admit that i luv her so much

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