Love + Sex
Thursday, November 26, 2009
"My Most Awkward Sexual Experience...."
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Today a reader shares her most awkward
sexual experience (and it's a doozy!)...
Here's our reader's story:
My new boyfriend and I had been dating for a month and decided
to go dancing one night. Things got steamy, so when we left, just
driving in the car proved to be a challenge. We tried to distract
ourselves by talking about the movies Knocked Up and
Forgetting Sarah Marshall. We were still so hot and
bothered, though, that we couldn't keep our hands off each
other and we pulled into an empty
parking lot. One thing led to another, and we were hooking up.
Suddenly, in the middle of the act, my boyfriend yelled "Paul
Rudd!" My eyes popped open. “Excuse me?!” I replied, and his
response was, “I just remembered what that actor's name was in
those movies we were talking about!” Good to know what he was
thinking about while we were having sex!
Yikes! Isn't that funny? We love
Paul Rudd, but not that much! Have you ever heard a
guy say something strange or funny while you're hooking up?
At least it wasn't
another girl's name!
P.S. Feeling brave? Here are more readers'
most awkward sexual experiences and
wildest sexual experiences...
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Posted by GirlyGirl© Mon Nov 2, 2009 1:26pm PST
Oh yeah! Idiot ex-boyfriend had some kind of twisted idea that love hurts. And making love did! He actually slapped me across the face. That was ten minutes that I'll never get back.
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Posted by None Mon Nov 2, 2009 1:30pm PST
ROFL OMG I would be like dumped and gay!! I mean gay as in happy LOL!
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Posted by Danny Mon Nov 2, 2009 1:52pm PST
hey girly girl whats up with that! Are you upset with somebody. Tell me more. Are u talking about u.
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Posted by Timmie Mon Nov 2, 2009 2:52pm PST
Where was the mindset???? Duh, not on SEX!!!!
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Posted by R.I.L. Mon Nov 2, 2009 3:49pm PST
The weirdest experience I`ve ever had sexually was a with a friend of mine. She was older than me so you know, I really wanted to impress her. I had a crush on her for years and finally she made a move on me, I was single so why not?! Things lead where they did, once we got into it I was thinking to myself,"you better make it count!" So we going, we in to it then out of no where "SHE BITE MY EAR!" I don`t mean softly, I`m like Tyson. So I stopped she let go, I though I was being to rough until she said harder. (Ok, now I`m like ok she like it rough, cool!) We change positions, and about 5-10mins in she completly slaughtered the mood. She went from moaning to screaming, to "PRAYING." I don`t mean thanking god I mean like a dinner prayer or something. I didn`t know what to do! So I did what I thought was best, I faked it got up. Went in the other room and text my best friend to call like he had an emergency. When I left I told him what happened, he laugh so hard he scared his dog. For about 4mths after that he was calling me sexually healing. Idk some guys probably would`ve bragged about it, but she freaked me the hell out.
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Posted by Irene Mon Nov 2, 2009 4:00pm PST
Gee this was rather disappointing. Here I thought the author was going to retell something truly awkward and all we get is a story about a guy who had a thought he was trying to remember earlier pop into his head when he wasn't thinking about it. Doesn't that happen to everyone at sometime or another? And why would that be awkward? Awkward is when the person you are making love to, calls you by some other person's name, or parking when you are in your thirties or forties and having a cop shine a light in the window or..well..I can think of many things that have been far more awkward.
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Posted by GirlyGirl© Mon Nov 2, 2009 4:29pm PST
No, Danny, I'm not upset anymore. This happened over 20 years ago. I don't know why I started to date him, he was nice, took me on a few dates and treated me well. After a few months, we ended up having sex, and he thought that it was alright to smack me around. That is no fun, at least not for a woman. And yes, Irene, it was awkward. Have you ever told a guy going full-tilt at you to stop because he's hitting you, and it hurts?
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Posted by KittyKat Mon Nov 2, 2009 4:47pm PST
An awkward sexual experience for me would be if my man tried to have a serious conversation while in the midst of sex. Or having someone not know you were having sex with your man and try to talk to your man through walls. Cuz you cant say wait and we'll talk later cuz I'm having sex with my girlfriend right now, can you? lol!
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