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Friday, November 27, 2009

SIGH -- Be Still My Beating Heart: A Killer LINE!?!? - Best I've Ever Heard ( By Devonia)

  I recently heard the very best line ever! It had me dopey for hours - and then I told my husband. Here's what happened~I had dashed into a store for some milk. 10 min later, a Texas downpour had me aghast.

 My car was miles across the parking lot. I fidget wondering if I should dash for it. I'm in shorts, after all, does it really matter if I get soaked?

 He: (a warm, masculine voice right behind me) I have an umbrella and if you'll point out your car, I believe I can get you to it dry.

Me: Looking up (seeing the huge umbrella) and then I point - Um, there. It's the blue one.

 He: Let's go: We dash together, reach the car, and he opens the door. I'm in, dry and grateful. Smiling up my appreciation at this wonderful handsome fellow.

 Me: Thank you so much!

He:
(right before he closes the door) No problem. Glad to do it...after all, sugar melts....

 SIGH -SUGAR melts - was that the best line ever?!?!?


 I was utterly charmed to my toes. Home and in a happy daze, the dopey look stays until my husband is home from work. I had to tell him, of course I did. Served him right for always taking me for granted, anyway.

 Hubby: And if he had been a serial killer, you'd be dead right now.

T h u d.


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  • classicalmuzclovr's Avatar
    Posted by classicalmuzclovr Mon Sep 7, 2009 4:52pm PDT

    hehee... this is sweet!

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  • JoKTM's Avatar
    Posted by JoKTM Mon Sep 7, 2009 4:54pm PDT

    Remember sugar clumps and S&%t melts. It is nice to know that there are still gentlemen around.

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  • rollercoastertimes's Avatar
    Posted by rollercoastertimes Mon Sep 7, 2009 4:58pm PDT

    aww that was really cute and your husband is funny :)

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  • Devonia's Avatar
    Posted by Devonia Mon Sep 7, 2009 5:02pm PDT

    Hey Classy, decided I might open up some of the sister blog just to prove --- we DO have a life, don't we? hahahah

    Devonia

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  • Devonia's Avatar
    Posted by Devonia Mon Sep 7, 2009 5:04pm PDT

    Hi JoKTM,

    Hubby was right, of course, if he had been a killer...

    Remember when we didn't hae to be soooooooooo cautious? We've lost so much really.

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  • Devonia's Avatar
    Posted by Devonia Mon Sep 7, 2009 5:08pm PDT

    Thank you rollercoastertimes

    Hubby is an overprotective (jealous) sweetie.

    Devonia

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  • __A_YAHOO_USER__'s Avatar
    Posted by __A_YAHOO_USER__ Mon Sep 7, 2009 5:11pm PDT

    Luv your artwork!!

    Happy for you, you met a gentle man.

    Your hubby sounds like someone i know.

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  • Devonia's Avatar
    Posted by Devonia Mon Sep 7, 2009 5:16pm PDT

    hahaha, Barbie!

    Well, *shrug* there's artwork and then there's *artwork*, heh?

    Does he?

    Imagine that? *wink*

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  • Some Bum's Avatar
    Posted by Some Bum Mon Sep 7, 2009 5:20pm PDT

    He's right you know. It's always nice to know though that there actually are HUMAN BEINGS out in the world.

    I have to tell my husband everything too.

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  • Devonia's Avatar
    Posted by Devonia Mon Sep 7, 2009 5:24pm PDT

    Hi Some Bum,

    It's sad that he's right. The end of chilvary? Sure, you always tell your "best friend" e'thing. I couldn't wait.................. I knew he would't like it and would be a wee bit jealous..........but then, maybe a tad of jealousy is a good thing?

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