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The 10 worst reality TV couples ever (both real and imagined)

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    • Jon Gosselin and Nadya Suleman: Humans are not made to endure the kind of suffering that would result from this duo's proposed new reality show.*
    • Corey Feldman and Kate Gosselin: He's newly single and she's already revealed a penchant for cheesy dudes in Ed Hardy getups. Plus, the reverse-mulleted mom of eight could sure use a dose of romance in her life, and Feldman--who once serenaded his wife with a song written just for her while surrounded by a trail of rose petals and red and white balloons--might be just the man to administer it. Bonus: Haim could babysit!
    • Britney Spears and Kevin Federline: It was nearly impossible to watch their 2005 reality series "Chaotic" without at least some of your brain dripping out onto the floor. This tale of two imbeciles falling in love included fart jokes, sexual confessions, and a criminal overuse of Cheetos, trucker hats, and jorts. When Spears asks, "Can you handle my truth?" the blood spurting out of our eyes and ears had to be answer enough.
    • Janice Dickinson and Danny Bonaduce: This is honestly more of a fantasy than anything else. Two aggro, egomaniacal, oversharers fighting for the spotlight? TV GOLD! Only question is, who would show their genitals first?
    • Does anyone remember this trainwreck from "Celebrity Rehab"? Feeble, narcotized Jeff Conaway and his heavily made-up girlfriend, Vicki fought, schemed, and licked throughout the first season. Vicki even once brought Jeff a soda bottle full of booze. How sweet.
    • Adrienne Curry and Christopher Knight: Because there are few things more fun than watching "the noncommital man" cliche play out in real life. Before "My Fair Brady," Curry starred on a show called "Ballbreakers"--a state of mind perhaps she never left.
    • Speidi: Oof.
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Jon Gosselin and Nadya Suleman: Humans are not made to endure the kind of suffering that would result from this duo's proposed new reality show.*

*It can't possibly be true. Can it?

Rumors ran wild around the ol' interwebs yesterday that Jon Gosselin (aka "The man who never met a sparkly skull he didn't like") and Nadya Suleman (aka "Your womb scares me") are set to star in a new reality TV series titled, "Jon – Kate= Jon +Octomom" (which is, er, a pretty weak title). "Cheaters" producer Bobby Goldstein told In Touch Weekly that he'll back a pilot and that will focus on Octomom's obsession with Jon the Octodad (ew), including how "she's already talking openly about the two of them getting married."

This is actually the worst news we have ever heard. To celebrate (how often do you hear information like this? A handful of times in a lifetime?) we rounded up the 10 most terrible reality couples  we could possibly think of--including 5 we made up. Honestly, if these two jerk octoparents get together, truly anything can happen.

Related: worst reality tv, reality tv, people who are jerks, kate gosselin, jon gosselin

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  • None's Avatar
    Posted by None Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:38pm PDT

    OMG! Do we want to breed more neantherdals in the world? ROFL

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  • Joel's Avatar
    Posted by Joel Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:44pm PDT

    Octomom just shouldn't exist.

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  • chicagogirl's Avatar
    Posted by chicagogirl Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:05pm PDT

    Too funny!! haha I needed this laugh, thanks :) Brigitte and Flav were the grossest/weirdest trainwreck of a couple and I loved every second of it!! I would totally watch Tyra again if she and Brett Michaels teamed up! Maybe she could join him on Celebrity Apprentice... wow, her ego and the Donald's?! That would make for great TV!

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  • mel's Avatar
    Posted by mel Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:53pm PDT

    this story is about some of the stupedest people on earth. they all deserve each other.

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  • Sarah Y's Avatar
    Posted by Sarah Y Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:20pm PDT

    LOL - I'm dying here! Especially Janice + Danny ~ good one :D

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  • Barbie's Avatar
    Posted by Barbie Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:32pm PDT

    I hope this is not true!

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  • Dubs's Avatar
    Posted by Dubs Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:02pm PDT

    If desperation was made into a fragrance or a deodorant it would smell like these two. <insert Old Spice whistle jingle>

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  • M$. Reye$'s Avatar
    Posted by M$. Reye$ Thu Oct 29, 2009 7:23pm PDT

    oh i hate both octomom and jon g!!

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  • Mali Malz's Avatar
    Posted by Mali Malz Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:52am PDT

    lmfao ballon boys dad and amorosa!!! holly $#!t thats a fight waiting to happen.. i would love to see that one!!!

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  • Linda W's Avatar
    Posted by Linda W Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:15am PDT

    Geez! Spare the world from these disaster please! "Speidi" is the most appalling of them all, and coming in second is that crazy "octomom & jon G" God forbid if they ever hooked up...I have to admit that this was just hilarious on all levels...

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