This is the first of a series of posts we'll be doing on the best breakup songs of all time. The below 100 was originally published in our book BUH BYE: The Ultimate Guide to Dumping and Being Dumped (which was called "hilarious and fantastic" by our one Amazon reviewer). Naturally, we like this indie-leaning list, but want to know which essential songs you think are missing, which fall in the top 10, and which, if any, you would definitely not include. Unleash your wrath here.
1 "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" –
Paul Simon
2 "Absolutely Zero" – Jason Mraz
3 "Against All Odds" – Phil Collins or
The Postal Service version
4 "All Alone Am I" – Brenda Lee
5 "All By Myself" – Eric Carmen
(definitely not the Celine Dion version; the Bridget Jones version
works, but only with the visual)
6 "All My Ex's Live in Texas" -
George Strait
7 "Alone Again (Naturally)" – Gilbert
O'Sullivan
8 "Another Lonely Day" – Ben Harper
9 "Apart" – The Cure
10 "Are You Lonesome Tonight" – Elvis
Presley
11 "Ballad of Big Nothing" – Elliott
Smith
12 "Black" – Pearl Jam
13 "Blackout" – Muse
14 "Blue Moon Revisited" – Cowboy
Junkies
15 "Can't Stand Losing You" – The
Police
16 "Careless Whisper" – Wham!
17 "Crazy" – Patsy Cline or Willie
Nelson
18 "Crown of Love" – Arcade Fire
19 "Crying" – Roy Orbison
20 "Don't Cry Out Loud" – Melissa
Manchester
21 "Don't Leave Me This Way" –
Thelma Houston
22 "Don't Walk Away" – ELO
23 "Don't You Want Me" – The Human
League
24 "Ever Fallen in Love" – The
Buzzcocks
25 "Every Breath You Take" – The
Police
26 "Everybody Hurts" – R.E.M.
27 "Everyday I Love You Less and Less"
– Kaiser Chiefs
28 "Ex-Factor" – Lauren Hill
29 "Ex-Girlfriend" – No Doubt
30 "Girl from the North Country" – Bob
Dylan
31 "Girl" – Beatles
32 "Grace Cathedral Hill" – The
Decemberists
33 "Harden My Heart" – QuarterFlash
34 "Heartbreak Hotel" – Elvis
Presley
35 "Heartbreaker" – Pat Benatar
36 "Hopelessly Devoted to You" – Olivia
Newton John (Grease Soundtrack)
37 "How Can You Be Sure?" –
Radiohead
38 "I Fall to Pieces" – Patsy Cline
39 "I Hope You're Happy Now" –
Elvis Costello
40 "I Never Cared for You" – Willie
Nelson
41 "I Used to Love Her" – Guns n'
Roses
42 "I Want You" – Elvis Costello
43 "I Will Survive" – Gloria Gaynor
44 "If I Can't Have You" – Yvonne
Ellimen
45 "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" –
Take your pick: Hank Williams, Elvis Presley, Cowboy Junkies, or
Johnny Cash
46 "I'm Sorry" – Brenda Lee
47 "It's a Heartache" – Juice
Newton or Bonnie Tyler
48 "It's Not Right, But It's
Okay" – Whitney Houston (the Thunderpuss remix)
49 "It's Over" – Roy Orbison
50 "I've Been Loving You Too Long"
– Otis Redding
51 "Killing Me Softly with His Song" –
Fugees over Roberta Flack
52 "Last Goodbye" – Jeff Buckley
53 "Leavin' on Your Mind" – Patsy
Cline
54 "Lilac Wine" – Jeff Buckley
55 "Lonesome Tears" – Beck
56 "Lost Cause" – Beck
57 "Love Hurts" – Nazareth (the cover
by Joan Jett will do in a pinch)
58 "Love is Stronger Than Death" – The
The
59 "Love on the Rocks" – Neil
Diamond
60 "Love Stinks" – J. Geils Band
61 "Love Will Tear Us Apart" – Joy
Division
62 "Lover, You Should Have Come Over" –
Jeff Buckley
63 "Lush Life" – Billy Strayhorn
64 "Mandy" – Barry Manilow
65 "No More Tears (Enough Is Enough)" –
Barbra Streisand & Donna Summer
66 "Nothing Compares to You" – Sinead
O'Connor or Prince
67 "One" – Aimee Mann (Magnolia
soundtrack)
68 "Ordinary World" – Duran Duran
69 "Run" – Snow Patrol
70 "Separate Ways" – Journey
71 "She Is Gone" – Willie Nelson
72 "She's Got You" – Patsy
Cline
73 "Should've Been in Love" –
Wilco
74 "Since I Don't Have You" – Guns
N' Roses version
75 "Since U Been Gone" – Kelly
Clarkson
76 "So Lonely" – The Police
77 "So Wrong" – Patsy Cline
78 "Soma" – Smashing Pumpkins
79 "Somebody That I Used to Know" –
Elliott Smith
80 "Strange" – Patsy Cline
81 "Sweet Dreams" – Patsy Cline
82 "Tainted Love" – Soft Cell
83 "The Seventh Stranger" – Duran
Duran
84 "The Sign" – Ace of Base
85 "There's a Tear in My Beer" -
Hank Williams
86 "These Arms of Mine" – Otis
Redding
87 "This Woman's Work" – Kate
Bush
88 "Total Eclipse of the Heart" –
Bonnie Tyler
89 "True Happiness This Way Lies" – The
The
90 "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad" –
Meatloaf
91 "We Belong " – Pat Benatar
92 "Why Can't He Be You" – Patsy
Cline
93 "Without You" – Henry Nilsson (not
the Mariah Carey version)
94 "Writing to Reach You" – Travis
95 "You Give Love a Bad Name" – Bon
Jovi
96 "You Oughta Know" – Alanis
Morissette
97 "You'll Never Find Another Love Like
Mine" – Lou Rawls
98 "Your Ex-Lover is Dead" – Stars
99 "You're Not the Girl You Think You
Are" – Crowded House
100 "You've Lost That Loving Feeling"
– Righteous Brothers
