Holiday season

Friday, November 27, 2009

  • 10 Christmas songs we wish would disappear

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    By Holly Days, on Tue Dec 2, 2008 7:35am PST

    Beginning December 1st (and sometimes sooner), holiday music good and bad begins playing non-stop on every radio station we turn our dials to. While some songs get us into the holiday spirit, others leave us feeling tacky and as grumpy as the Grinch.

    As seen on Marieclaire.com, if you're stuck in the car or at a party and one of the following 10 songs comes on, turn the knob. Trust us -- you'll thank us later when you hear the song and know why.

    The 10 Christmas songs we wish we'd never hear again:


    1.Dominick the Donkey, Lou Monte
    If we wanted to hear that much braying, we’d sit next to our asthmatic uncle Fred.

    2.Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer, Elmo & Patsy
    Because Nana’s drinking is no laughing matter.

    3. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don’t Be Late), The Chipmunks & David Seville
    Regrettably, the Xanax is in our other purse.

    4.Jingle Bells, The Singing Dogs
    Hmmm, barking dogs. See also: reasons to move.

    5. Feliz Navidad, Jose Feliciano
    The only Spanish we retained from high school.

    6. I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Tommie Connor
    Fanning the fears of infidelity and broken marriages since 1952.

    7.Mamacita, Donde Esta Santa Claus?, Augie Rios
    Sparking the Santa-ain’t-real conversation in homes all across the country.

    8.Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Someone’s gonna yell “like a light bulb!” and think they’re being cute. But they won’t be.

    9.Christmas in Hollis, Run-DMC
    Santa doesn’t get jacked in the ’hood. How festive.

    10.The Christmas Shoes, NewSong
    Why would you do this to yourself? Seriously, people take medication to avoid this feeling.

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  • Celebrate YOU!

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    By MarciaT, on Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:54pm PST

    The media bombards us with images of women who are pencil thin, who look flawless 24 hours a day, and who manage all of their myriad responsibilities without ever breaking a sweat. We often fall into the trap of believing the hype and setting unrealistic expectations for ourselves. Added to that, on a daily basis we are asked to live up to the expectations of our spouses, our children, our extended families; sometimes even our friends and neighbors. During the hustle and bustle of the holiday season, if we are not careful, we can lose ourselves in the flurry of activity! Read More »

  • What to eat after the party to stay slim!

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    By Liz Vaccariello, Editor-in-Chief, PREVENTION, on Mon Nov 24, 2008 8:27am PST

    You just chowed down on stuffing and turkey, and now you feel like, well, a stuffed turkey. That’s okay, because by making smart meal choices between festivities, you can still emerge in January slim and regret free. Read More »

  • Faith Hill: Fit and Fabulous at 41!

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    By SHAPE Magazine, on Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:06pm PDT

    <a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="http://www.shape.com/lifestyle/lifestyle/faith_hill_shape_cover.html"><img alt="" style="" src="http://media.shape.com/images/faith_hill_home.jpg" align="middle" height="295" width="295" align="left"></a> <p>Singer Faith Hill opens up to <em>Shape</em> this holiday season about how daily rituals and family traditions help keep her healthy, and centered. </p> Read More »

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